"They asked me why I don’t quit drinking, I told ‘em I’m not a quitter.

- The Weeknd"
(via illest)
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envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS